Saturday, 5 September 2020

If we were a short fIlm

Middle aged large women in office, looking tired and not looking happy. Looks out of window 

Image is dark and grey


Late at night 

Same woman is on train dressed in summer clothes waving out the window of a train smiling

Move to see silhouette of a man walking away from train waving at her

Back to woman on train 

Face changes

Voice over woman: thank fuck that’s over. NEXT!!

She takes a phone out of a big bag and opens a dating app and swipes no a few times as voiceover relays her thoughts

VOW: No. Eek, nooooo, fish are not sexy!!!!, nope, laughter erm no, oh get real, seriously

Pulls face of despair during this

She stops and lingers over a match

VOW: hmmm 

Her face lights up and her eyes sparkle

VOW: yes please

She swipes the other way and smiles

Puts phone down and keeps smiling

Fade to blackout


Woman back in office head down working, office half empty, early evening, cleaners around

Grey and dark 

Phone beeps and she looks at it, opens the dating app and smiles

VOW: yessssss

Frantically types on phone 

Phone beeps

She digs headphones out of big bag

Dials number

Woman: hello you

Big grin on face 

Normal lighting and bright 

Woman leaves office in the dark skipping down road and grinning


Calendar 3 September 

Daylight, cluttered house predominantly red, woman tidying up frantically, looks at clock 

VOW: fuck

Gets out phone and types “running late”

Runs upstairs and comes down looking glamorous 


Waterloo station, 1.25pm on the clock

A tall man with dreadlocks looks up, we don’t see his face yet 

Voiceover male : she’s stood me up!!!!


Woman emerges from the escalator with a big bag from tube straightening her dress, catches sight of herself in a window

VOW: shit, so late, please be there

She walks along concourse looking manically towards the clock. She sees him but he is looking the other way. 

VOW: turn around, no no don’t walk away

He turns around and she smiles. She walks towards him blushing. They embrace. He smells her neck and as they separate we see his face for the first time as they look at each other and smile

He is older than her, clean shaven and beautiful


Outside bar on southbank, sunny day. They are sat laughing and chatting 

She goes to the ladies

VOW: shit he’s bloody lovely, stay calm, don’t just throw yourself at him, breath woman breath


She goes outside and can’t see him at the table.

VOW: fuck, he’s gone

Panic on face

VOW: and he’s got my bag!!!!

Frantic looking around

Then he appears


Rewind to him whilst she is in the loo

VOM: she’s taking forever, might as well look at the river 

He picks up her big bag which is heavy

VOM: what the fuck has she got in here

He has a feel of her bag


Him: what have you got in here an axe


Big smiles


Him: shall we get down to some serious flirting 

Her: sorry no, not feeling it

VOW: what did you just say!!!

Her: we can hang out though if you like

Him: sure

He looks disappointed. They walk along the southbank and talk 

VOW: what are you playing at, think woman think. What would fleabag do. She’d drag him home right now


They keep walking and chatting and smiling

She suggests they stop for a sit down

They sit overlooking the river apart from each other

They keep chatting and smiling

She moves her hand towards his leg to touch him then retracts nervously

VOW: god I fancy him and I’ve fucked up. You stupid woman. He probably doesn’t fancy you anyway


Move to another outside bar, empty bottle on table, lots of flirting, his eyes sparkle

Lots of chatting 

She goes to loo for a long time

VOW:  it’s my round but I bet he wants to go

Takes out phone and checks price of an uber home


Back outside

Him: thought I had lost you again 

Her: no, but it’s my round.....or I have a cheeky red at home 

They look at each other knowing what will happen


They run hand in hand to find Uber driver giggling


They run out of the cab into hers

Calendar takes off 4 days with a voiceover of mutual giggling and pleasurable noises

He leaves hers and kisses her passionately on the doorstep 

Him: see you in 2 weeks

He swaggers down street

She leans against wall and falls to the ground


Calendar on screen showing next two weeks and hand ticks off each day but stops 3 days later

She opens the door and smiles

VOM: I couldn’t stay away

Giggles


Calendar ticks off days and months 

Image of them hugging in the middle of a green field surrounded by hills

Both voices: happy new year

Kissing sounds


News stories, pandemic, lockdown

Driving away from a city 

VOW: I’m scared

They hug

They arrive back to the green place

Laughter and giggles fade to be replaced by bickering


Untidy house

Raised voices

VOW: I want my home

VOM: fuck off then

Tears 

They look at each other both different from who they were

Door slams 

Car drives away


Miles on dashboard going up

She opens her front door

She sees his vape on the table and his shoes in the corner. Close up of her eye as a tear trickles down 

VOW: what have I done, I don’t want to be here

She bursts into tears and runs up the stairs


Shot of her restless in bed staring upwards

Angry VOM: you left me, you hurt me, I can’t trust you

Tearful VOW: I know, I know

She sobs into her pillow

A positive pregnancy test gets thrown in the bin 

A negative pregnancy test gets thrown in the bin

She is in a surgery having a blood test

She is back in the bedroom 

Other voiceover: yes miss xxx I can confirm the menopause has started, you are not pregnant 

She cries and holds her stomach clearly mourning the loss of ever having a child 


She walks downstairs to a room full of colour, less red, yet tinged grey and looks outside at the view which gets greyer to greyer to complete blackout 


Calendar 3 September 

Woman in house carefully gets ready and is calm

She carefully puts everything in a big bag for a potential overnight stay

VOW: stay positive

She looks in the mirror 

VOW: looking good 

She keeps checking the parcel tracking app

VOW: just deliver it!!!

Rushes out the house

Rushes back and picks up phone and looks at time

She is now a hot sweaty mess 

VOW: fuck


Man in other house opens parcel with face masks and bandanas. There is a card with a picture of the clock at waterloo station showing 1.00pm


Waterloo station, 1.20pm on the clock

Woman dashes towards it and waits


The end...



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